Ramblings 2

I'm going to ramble again, and hopefully this time it will be truely bizarre and random, any thought that comes into my head or thing of interest will be labeled

- "Laughter is just the orgasm of a smile"

- "trying is the first step to failure"

- For the Beijing Olympics there will actually be fashion police! no wearing PJ's in public, old people or fat people shouldn't wear short skirts and fat people should wearing horizontal or vertical stripes (whichever of the two makes you look slimmer, I forget which)

- Life is like a box of chocolates, thats useful as you get a new life for christmas, valentines or anniversaires :P

- If the world was an orange, it would be much to small

- One of the Chinese Paralympic athletes for this years event was actually paralysed after being ran over by a tank at tianamin square, yet if he wins he'll be one of the chinese heroes. Irony

- I question you and your god! does he know where my keys are?

- Okay Inga came up with the most awesome idea for a group fo super heros! The Hulk, Yoda, Kermti the Frog and Shrek :D they'd so kick ass :D

- With age comes with wisdom, with wisdom comes cheaper car insurance

- No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fratenising with the enemy