- Dentists
- Kanye West
- ITV sports football pundit/commentary team
- Emile Heskey playing for England
- Nick Griffin
- Jeremy Kyle
- Trisha Goddard
- Extreme Irrationality
- Extreme Stupidity
- Bad TV adverts
- Train fares being so high (especially Singles)
- Poor and Lazily produced music that's massively hyped
- Smoking
- Drugs
- Mint
- Chips
- Apple Mac
- People who say Mozilla is the greatest web browser
- Those adverts about stealing movies at the start of a dvd (it's copyright breeching not theft!)
- People who use poor stats to attack file sharing
- Strictly Come Dancing
- X-Factor
- Jamster
- Susan Boyle
- Katie Price
- Kerry Katona
- The Saw films
- Cheryl Cole
- La Roux
- Cash for Gold companies
- Harry Potter
- Max Clifford